Without Money, With Money

Some Chinese philosophical thoughts...

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

When without money, eat wild vegetable at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vegetable in fine restaurant.

Man, O Man, what can be the truth?

Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.

Woman, O woman, are these the truth?

In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn baby.

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

p/s:gambar tu xde kena kaitan pon ngn posr angah kali ni...skrang angah tgh kempen speaking london kt rumah kami,satu hari satu sentence...nanti balik msia pandai 3 bahasa;bm,bi,arab...hehehe...